During the day, I can be found sitting in an office cubicle, feverishing tapping my phone while on Twitter. I play a mean game of rock-paper-scissors (was the national champion for 2 years straight), and love the smell of pop tarts in the morning (part of a complete breakfast!) On our first date, I'll fly you to Paris on my private jet, for dinner. Then I'll whisk you away to a private beach resort in the Keys, just in time to watch the sun set over the glistening water. Or if that doesn't excite you, we could just grab a drink. You should message me if you are Smart, Sexy, Sophisticated, Sassy and Spontaneous. (Bonus points if you tie your own shoes too.)